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Charles Summers's avatar

JP Morgan has amassed a huge tulip vault in Amsterdam. You can buy bulb futures on margin to hedge against a bulb shortage.

Teresa Parmenter's avatar

I love tulips!

Stone Bryson's avatar

I’m surprised Human questioned Rat’s business acumen… :-)

Jimmy's avatar

Rush to gold tells me: plant a garden! 🌶️🌽🥬🍅🍋🍊

Rogelio W., agent of the self's avatar

Beautiful and hardy flowers that last forever, like gold.

Rat's avatar

I have a bit of a childhood trauma re: harvesting bulbs, but we're near the northern edge of the areal (which means it's already damn cold by the harvesting time).

Anyway, a rotten narcissus bulb stinks much worse. :D