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Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Time; proven safe and effective. If taken in sufficient quantities may produce a state of maturity. Too much time may be fatal. Please use responsively. Wisdom not guaranteed.

Al Campbell's avatar

Why wait for it to heal naturally, when you can pay someone to put chemicals into your system and slightly increase your immediate level of comfort?

Tricheco's avatar

Some of time's side effects can be handled with coffee, but it's still a good idea to come to terms with diminishing returns and, ultimately, mortality.

Stephen Rowland's avatar

No time for fools. Tempus fugit

Tardigrade's avatar

I'm a little disappointed Ratty turns out to be a pill-pusher ;)