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Jimmy's avatar

What if they had a war and nobody came?!

Miep 💥's avatar

Please don't throw me in the briar patch!

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Phew, now I won't have to wear a dress to the recruiting station!

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

Now rat might be on to something! but I am sure there still will be those who run to get it. And they need to be obliged to go to war! so we can 1. stay home safely 2. get rid of the war mongers. We need to find a place where they can fight to the last man (woman) but that shouldn't be too hard.

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

But can the rats refuse a block of CHEESE for the jab? Hmmm?

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Rat's avatar

eww, government cheese :

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Around 1983-4, my wife and I were living in a large city in Oregon when a massive government cheese dispersal was allocated to anyone who showed up. They were huge blocks of cheddar - and it was damn good! I don't recall the reason, but my guess is the gubermint was buying up cheese to keep dairy farmer lobbyists well grifted. Thank God they didn't 'destroy' it as these clowns are wont to do, everybody thought it was some of the best cheese one could buy. Obviously, the State didn't make it, it was dairy farmers getting kickbacks.

Stephen Rowland's avatar

Vaccine deferments will be numerous in order to fill the rolls needed for military personnel.

Loon's avatar

What is in that vaccine so appealing for war ?