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Bandit's avatar

Or any other that would read the newspaper to them.

Rat's avatar

That’s one way to keep us from watching TV :)

kitten seeking answers's avatar

😻Happy Valentine’s Day Rat & Cousin!😻

Frances Leader's avatar

When do we get introduced to the lady rats? Are our rats shy about their love lives?

Rat's avatar

I’m afraid that’s somewhat unlikely :)

Rats’ natural sexual dimorphism involves huge balls; and the only alternative to drawing those would be to get everyone dressed.

Tardigrade's avatar

Dressing the Rats would land us square in the land of Disneyfication. No thanks! 🐀🐁

Rat's avatar

Occasionally we’d wear hats, sunglasses and even ties, but that’s just for role-playing purposes. :)

Tardigrade's avatar

Rats do accessorize very stylishly.

Stephen Rowland's avatar

Rat is not ready to give up a rib.

Loon's avatar

To have patience gives heart! Even if you don't have lots of cheese.

Tardigrade's avatar

Tolerance *and* cheese. A winning combination ❤️