Sporting Life

Discussion about this post

Domenic C. Scarcella

Nov 21, 2025

I used to go for runs, but alas, now I only go for jogs. I can't, in good faith, call it a run anymore.

Bandit

Nov 21, 2025

My best would be about 2 feet. 😳🙄

1 reply

6 more comments...

No posts

Ready for more?

#nojs-banner { position: fixed; bottom: 0; left: 0; padding: 16px 16px 16px 32px; width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background: red; color: white; font-family: -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol"; font-size: 13px; line-height: 13px; } #nojs-banner a { color: inherit; text-decoration: underline; } This site requires JavaScript to run correctly. Please turn on JavaScript or unblock scripts

Rat Says

Sporting Life

In which Rat is number one

Transcript:

Rat: — Time to go for another one-mile run!Cousin: — Cool! What’s your personal record, by the way?Rat: — Roughly two-thirds of a mile.

Fall cheese: until November 30, you can support Rat at a 38.2% discount.

Discussion about this post

Ready for more?

Rat: — Time to go for another one-mile run!
Cousin: — Cool! What’s your personal record, by the way?
Rat: — Roughly two-thirds of a mile.