Starhunt

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A golden asteroid hits Fort Knox and Trump declares, “ A huge beautiful mass of the most beautiful gold in the universe has returned home.”

Dems declare a climate disaster caused by too much CO2.

Rat and Cousin grin and resume the hunt for more cheese.

Jimmy

Feb 16

Cheese will get you through times of no gold better than gold will get you through times of no cheese!

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Rat Says

Starhunt

In which Rat is guided by his sense of duty

Transcript:

Rat: — Humans have found an asteroid made of pure gold.Cousin: — Do you think we’ll be able to find one, too?Rat: — No, we urgently need to find an asteroid made of cheese in order to keep the economy balanced.

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Rat: — Humans have found an asteroid made of pure gold.
Cousin: — Do you think we’ll be able to find one, too?
Rat: — No, we urgently need to find an asteroid made of cheese in order to keep the economy balanced.