Rat: — They’re complaining that the media is not reporting this story. Cousin: — Wait, so it means they’re complaining about themselves? Rat: — Yes, and for some obscure reason they’re doing so all at once.
We have observed for a while that monopolies tend to monopolize the attention of people.
Of course, this is just a crazy conspiracy theory, no sane person would believe that the media is part of a monopoly.
Nope. Impossible. The people in the media just happen to agree, spontaneously. Ockham's razor is infallible. And Hanlon's razor, too. Everything is normal. This is fine. Coffee tastes funny today...
We have observed for a while that monopolies tend to monopolize the attention of people.
Of course, this is just a crazy conspiracy theory, no sane person would believe that the media is part of a monopoly.
Nope. Impossible. The people in the media just happen to agree, spontaneously. Ockham's razor is infallible. And Hanlon's razor, too. Everything is normal. This is fine. Coffee tastes funny today...
Why do rats watch media? Are they not smarter than humans?