Rat informs the alien, that on earth we have established a new tax system for the ultra rich. It operates off the “Gates meter” the more you tell us what is good for us, the higher your taxes will go.
Seeing how many alien races wander around with the same goal, there might be a shortage of such planets in the galaxy, or at least within the Orion arm.
Oops, wrong planet!
Rat informs the alien, that on earth we have established a new tax system for the ultra rich. It operates off the “Gates meter” the more you tell us what is good for us, the higher your taxes will go.
I’m afraid Bernie will break the device.
Oh no, not more tax refugees moving to Texas… Stop it!
“Take me to your Tax Commissioner.”
Billions and billions…
… intoned in a Carl Sagan voice.
The aliens are really in trouble now. I guess it's back to the flying saucer and continue the search for a planet not run by idiots.
Seeing how many alien races wander around with the same goal, there might be a shortage of such planets in the galaxy, or at least within the Orion arm.