Tetris
In which Rat stays practical
Good time of day, humans!
This little piece of news earlier this month:
Willis Gibson, 13, becomes the first person to complete Tetris
What good are those silly ‘puter games, you might ask; Rat for one sees practical applications.


When you reject your only son may I adopt him? Always wanted a ratboy scurrying around the house, playing ping pong and catching spiders.
And when he's done that, perhaps he could help me with a flat-pack self-assembly taks I have been putting off for a while.