The End
In which Rat is caught off-guard
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Cousin: — By the way… when is the next date for the end of the world?
Rat: — I’m not sure. I’ll have to look it up.
Rat: — Oh no… it seems that the service announcing new dates has been ended without prior notice.
The end of the world has certainly fallen out of fashion. The global interest in it is currently running at just about seven per cent of the December 2022 maximum.


A danged shame. I was really looking forward to an EOTW barbecue - that would have been LIT... 😁
This uncertainty can be creative for rat.