The Law

In which Human explains patiently

Good time of the day, humans!

Transcript:

Human: — Rats, the cheese tax you’re trying to enforce is against the law.
Rat: — Okay, no problem, we’ll do it under a different name.
Human: — It’s a law of math that says you can’t take cheese if there’s none of it in the fridge.

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