Trillions
In which Rat explains
Good time of the day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — We cannot account for lots of cheese, we might need to form a government.
Cousin: — But governments cannot account for their cheese, either.
Polly the Parrot: — Trrillions!
Rat: — A government is needed to get away with it.
CWCID: indirect inspiration taken from Quoth the Raven:



A distracted, ignorant, and material-worshiping populace will allow any democratically elected government to take its natural evolution and become authoritarian. Government is only as morally accountable as those who are entrusted with it.
Counterfeit cheese drives good cheese out.