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Stephen Rowland's avatar

Offering an ultimatum, that you know will be renounced as, “Impossible” to ever secure a ceasefire is skullduggery at its finest. Humans know Rats are under orthodontist orders to keep chewing wood or they’ll lose their beautiful smile.

tecolote42's avatar

I need a baseboard to gnaw on. :D

Jimmy's avatar

Rats must insist on non gmo, lead free and organic baseboards before accepting.

Tereza Coraggio's avatar

This is one of my favorites ever! Although I did like Rat's description of his human in the last one ;-)

Frances Leader's avatar

Rats must demand an exchange of evidence. Where are the human teethmarks?

James Allin's avatar

Nothing about domestic cheese reserves?