Turning the Clock
In which Rats make the effort
Good time of the day, humans!
We did it. We turned the clock.
Transcript:
Cousin: — Oof. It turned out to be harder than I expected.
Rat: — Think it will work?
Clock Monkey: — Ook-ook!
In other news, congratulations to our fellow DST dissident Stone Bryson, who just became the first to bring three other humans to the Rats’ multiverse of absurdity, sarcasm and silly jokes.



This semi-annual ritual is oddly welcomed by those who live in a mild state of chronic discontent. Or so I’ve heard.
After reading this, I realised I'd been turning the clock the wrong way for many, many years. Thanks to the Rats, I now have a working model.