Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Cousin: — Television is so monotonous and boring these days.
Rat: — No, there are two distinct kinds of TV shows.
Rat: — Some are not worth watching, and some are worth not watching.
Negative value is possible.
If I visit someone who has a TV on, I either try and migrate to a different location, step outside to smoke or tell them I forgot I had to paint the house and leave!
The government should have a TV buyback program.