Two Troubles
In which Rat checks on the world news
Good time of day, humans!
The phrase «fools and roads» has been variously attributed to czar Nicholas I and a number of writers, most often Nikolai Gogol; in fact, it was most likely coined (along with most attributions) by the comedian Mikhail Zadornov in 1980s.
Trouble is there are more fools than roads.
B-b-but without Government, who will build the fools?