Undocumented Lawyer
In which Rat regrets lack of thumbs
Some unusual news from Africa:
Kenyan authorities have arrested a fake lawyer, Brian Mwenda, who has falsely been presenting himself as an Advocate of the high court of Kenya.
He argued 26 cases before High Court Judges, Magistrates, and Court of Appeal Judges. He won all the 26 cases before his arrest.
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I for one refuse to call Brian «fake».
Nicely done. It's good to be reminded that there is a difference between credentials and qualifications.
Me, “I’d like to talk to my lawyer before I answer any questions.”
Police, “who is your lawyer?”
Me, “I want Brian Mwenda!”