Good time of day, humans!
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Rat: — Human scientists say the Universe is constantly expanding.
Cousin: — Any guess as to what pushes it to expand?
Rat: — I don’t know. Perhaps it needs more space for ever expanding governments.
In the Middle Ages it was believed that nature abhors vacuum; now we know there is in fact plenty of vacuum in the Universe. What if the reason galaxies move away from us is that nature abhors government?
Possibly too much pi.
“No sign of intelligent life”