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Domenic C. Scarcella's avatar

This is baaaaaaaaaaad 🤣

Charles Summers's avatar

Methinks that politicians are symptoms, rather than the cause, of problems. They are the mutant offspring of fear mated with greed.

Genevieve Charbin Cerf's avatar

You mean our Oligarchs? Not an animal species for those of you who might not know the word! It would be giving animals a bad name. (Trying not to scare your clients, Neo, who considering the very fancy name of your business, might well be of that specious species! ) 🙃

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Maybe that's why they keep electing the barnyard animals we have now? - -

Very funny, my dear Rat. This one is a keeper!

Genevieve Charbin Cerf's avatar

Brilliant Ratlet, you’ve outdone yourself this meeeeehrning! But so have 2 of your cleverest fans, Domenic and Dave! Not leaving the rest of us GOATs 🐐 much opportunity to cast our votes for our favorite animals (like YOU!) That is how it’s supposed to work now, right? I like snails 🐌 too.

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

My mornings are not complete without "Rat Says," coffee and my pipe full of a fine tobacco.

Genevieve Charbin Cerf's avatar

Not sure Ratlet would approve of the pipe, Neo! His heart is so pure, you know…

Rat's avatar

Our hearts may be pure, but our lungs, living in the dusty underground...

Genevieve Charbin Cerf's avatar

WHAT? Rat Yuman? You don’t have an air purifier running in front of sweet Ratlet’s hole in the wall? Ever since I was visited by some of his cousins (and still get occasional visits from some of their smaller mice relatives because I live in a popular restaurant area) I run my air purifier 24 hrs a day. A bit costly though with electric rates soaring.

Genevieve Charbin Cerf's avatar

Rat is my new wake up call! Works better than coffee in exciting every single one of my brain cells — or what’s left of them anyway!

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

He's a real badass and I have high respect the tenacity. I try and spread the word, but since my Substack is not political, I steer away from linking directly to Rat and other political posts that could turn off my clients.

Stone Bryson's avatar

As usual, Rat has a valid point... ;-)

the long warred's avatar

Democracy is soldiers voting or it’s fraud.

Always was.

Michael Newberry's avatar

I read somewhere that lowering the voting age would also lower the age at which people could be drafted into the military.

Rat's avatar

…while the draft age for some reason does not correlate with drinking age.

Rogelio W., agent of the self's avatar

I think voting should be restricted to human males with IQ > 100, BMI =~ 23, age over 40, zero hours of college, happy with one (1) wife, children, run their own business, have no personal debt, know by heart all South Park episodes until season 22, own gold and silver, unvaxxed, and ignore the existence of Taylor Swift.