11 Comments
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Opmerker's avatar

Why bother, aren't they all trash?

James Allin's avatar

Cut them into squares and use them for bum wiping!

Rat's avatar

There are toxic paints, to my knowledge.

Han's avatar

I can't tell if the other comments are leaning into the joke, or missing the point. Well done rat you have successfully confused at least one more human.

1.032547698's avatar

All politicians are the same variety of trash.

Jeremy Mercier's avatar

Grind em up in the weed grinder and smoke em. It’s the only way.

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

The kleptocrats are so considerate! They simplified our choices; only two are permitted. Funny how it always leads to the same place - a hideous, stinking, poisonous pile of garbage that emits noxious gas and destroys property.

tecolote42's avatar

Buy a shredder :D

Michael Newberry's avatar

I live in rural village in California, there is no trash pickup, so we have to drive our trash to the dump (the dump has the most incredibly beautiful vistas, for real). One of the blessings is we don't have to sort our trash, just dump it in one of large waste containers. Love it! Humans do get some things right.

AKcidentalwriter's avatar

rat dropping science ...... Lol.