What Happened

In which Rat has a reminder

Good time of the day, humans!

Transcript:

Crow: — Rat, you hang out with humans, perchance you know what happened to «no new wars»?
Rat: — Oh, Crow, you’re old, aren’t you?
Rat: — You ought to remember «no new taxes».

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Fact check: Rat is wrong. The belief that crows live exceptionally long lives is a medieval superstition. The longest recorded lifespan of a hooded crow is just 16 years. That’s likely still more than the memory span of the average human voter, though.