Why, Though?
In which Rat asks rhetorical questions
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Human: — They’re concerned that public trust in the government is now at an all-time low.
Rat: — Why would it matter, though?
Rat: — Is the government up to something?
Blameshifting: you, too, can do it.
What's not to trust? Just because government has inserted itself into every nook, cranny, and crawl space of our lives while insisting that we keep quiet and pay our tithes, it's all good, man, the TV told me so.
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Rat, I need to tell you we’re running out of fuel and the government has a rescue plan.
Human,will drones drop cheese from the sky
Yes, in exchange for your droppings.
Human, are they out of their mind. What is this nonsense, does the plan have a name.
Yes Rat. Hauntavirus !