Wishes
In which Rat is about to fall in the same trap
Good time of the day, humans!
Transcript:
Human: — Some of us believe that what you do on the New Year’s Eve sets the tone for the year, and that wishes may well come true.
Rat: — I need to think well about what to wish, then.
Cousin: — You already did that last year, and then spent most of the year thinking.
Happy New Year, humans!


Thinking rather than drinking? Sounds like a prudent idea to me!
Celebrating the point at which our arbitrary calendar marks a semi-arbitrary point in our planet's orbit around its star.
Have a good Hogmanay, rodent-lovers!