Addictive Cheese
In which Rat suggests precautions
Good time of day, humans!
Those internet people, they’re posting ill of cheese again.
Rat is worried by these news and suggests urgently taking precautions.
That’s by far the biggest risk.
Food is generally addictive, and withdrawal is known to lead to severe ill effects, including death. As for cheese, that «hard drugs» headline is from 2015 or so and gets recirculated periodically.
If you’d like more reading, here are two diametrically opposed viewpoints:
[Vegetarian Times] Confessions of a Cheeseaholic
[Houston Methodist Hospital] Is Cheese Addictive?
Anyone worried about their cheese addiction can donate their cheeses to Rat, who will scientifically secure and process them according to the highest, most stringent level of rodent best practices. This is safe and effective. I have a lab coat and I know things.
maybe there should be a discount on Swiss cheese with all the holes in it