Anyone worried about their cheese addiction can donate their cheeses to Rat, who will scientifically secure and process them according to the highest, most stringent level of rodent best practices. This is safe and effective. I have a lab coat and I know things.
Squeaky Farms Brand Genuine Animal Milk was known for its high quality rat milk, which was as a good as dog milk, if not better, and subsequently sold to elementary school children as an affordable alternative.
Well this got me thinking: what about Rat Cheese for Rat?!
Close the nutrient cycle! Milk the illegal rats to make cheese for every other rat!
As Rat so astutely notes, just because something is addictive doesn't mean it's bad for you. I would argue that cheese may even be beneficial, and absolutely is when compared to hard drugs.
Anyone worried about their cheese addiction can donate their cheeses to Rat, who will scientifically secure and process them according to the highest, most stringent level of rodent best practices. This is safe and effective. I have a lab coat and I know things.
maybe there should be a discount on Swiss cheese with all the holes in it
The discount is built in if it's sold by weight ;)
oh no! cheese addict here. is this why the local store only had one regular cheese, and all the rest was cheddar (a cheese product, not real cheese)?
Yeah that’s it
That and lawsuits
Our government is Cookie Monster
… oh that I lived to see this day…
https://youtu.be/MVjf2ut2oYE?feature=shared
Give the monster what he wants!
… Diabetes?
Good comment on modern culture!
Good lesson on Culminating Point and Strategic Overreach by Karl Von Cookie and Kleibmeister Zwelf…
I’m definitely a cheeseaholic 🤣
WHERE IS HUNTER… 🧀 !!
He's got a big stash in the WH
Cheese…heroin. 🤔
Look at the lives we could save if they sold cheese on street corners instead of drugs.
Squeaky Farms Brand Genuine Animal Milk was known for its high quality rat milk, which was as a good as dog milk, if not better, and subsequently sold to elementary school children as an affordable alternative.
Well this got me thinking: what about Rat Cheese for Rat?!
Close the nutrient cycle! Milk the illegal rats to make cheese for every other rat!
"Should stock up just in case...". Classic! 😂
So does sugar. And it causes more harm than either cheese or hard drugs.
As Rat so astutely notes, just because something is addictive doesn't mean it's bad for you. I would argue that cheese may even be beneficial, and absolutely is when compared to hard drugs.
I have bad news for you Rat.
The Chinese expression for cheese translates to "block of phlegm".
This is why I don't eat much cheese.
Ooh can I borrow this image for an upcoming essay about addiction and credit you?
Of course. All Rat's content is free to repost. (It says so on the 'About' page)
Hey, got that cheese, mannnnn!
Absolutely.