Apple Pie
In which Rat dives into cryptohistory
Good time of day, humans!
To the best of our knowledge, its Silly Friday.
Fact check: Alas, Rat’s most likely wrong. The earliest versions of the story do not involve Sir Isaac being hit on the head. Also, apple pie was already known for about two centuries before Newton.
Next you'll tell me Abner Doubleday didn't invent baseball and that hotdogs aren't made from actual dogs! You just hate America!
Isaac, the OG incel autist. A man after my own heart.
"It would be nice to be able to say that this giant of intellect was an empathetic, agreeable man, but if he had any such tendencies he did a good job suppressing them and coming off as an arrogant misanthrope."