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Stephen Rowland's avatar

I had always thought the downfall of the Roman Empire occurred because the cart was placed in front of the horse.

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Frances Leader's avatar

The Roman Empire never fell, it simply went underground. All rats know this because that is what they did too.

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Tereza Coraggio's avatar

HAhaHAha!!!! That works on so many levels, Frances.

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Tereza Coraggio's avatar

I'll never return my shopping cart again! Who knew it was so easy to bring down the empire? I didn't even need to write that silly book. Next I'm throwing a hippodrome rave. And I know just the people to invite.

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Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Or it could be that you have rats in your grocery store!!!

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Rat's avatar

Everyone has rats in their grocery store, just not everyone sees them!

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Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

True that, I was just messing with you. 🤣

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James Allin's avatar

I didn't know that you were so large, Rat! 🐀

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Tardigrade's avatar

Dynamic new human pose in the first frame! The new font's pretty good too.

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Rat's avatar

It’s the same old font, except the headline.

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An K.'s avatar

It might have been farting lions ..

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Rat's avatar

Come on, shopping cart is more expensive to operate these days.

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Tricheco's avatar

Enterprising locals have figured out how to evade that hard economic reality: they skip the shopping step that matters most to the grocery chain C suite. These fleet-footed rascals, as it turns out, are also job creators. The stores now have multiple security guards.

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