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Stephen Rowland's avatar

I had always thought the downfall of the Roman Empire occurred because the cart was placed in front of the horse.

Frances Leader's avatar

The Roman Empire never fell, it simply went underground. All rats know this because that is what they did too.

Tereza Coraggio's avatar

HAhaHAha!!!! That works on so many levels, Frances.

Tereza Coraggio's avatar

I'll never return my shopping cart again! Who knew it was so easy to bring down the empire? I didn't even need to write that silly book. Next I'm throwing a hippodrome rave. And I know just the people to invite.

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Or it could be that you have rats in your grocery store!!!

Rat's avatar

Everyone has rats in their grocery store, just not everyone sees them!

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

True that, I was just messing with you. 🤣

James Allin's avatar

I didn't know that you were so large, Rat! 🐀

Tardigrade's avatar

Dynamic new human pose in the first frame! The new font's pretty good too.

Rat's avatar

It’s the same old font, except the headline.

An K.'s avatar

It might have been farting lions ..

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Jan 22, 2025
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Rat's avatar

Come on, shopping cart is more expensive to operate these days.

Tricheco's avatar

Enterprising locals have figured out how to evade that hard economic reality: they skip the shopping step that matters most to the grocery chain C suite. These fleet-footed rascals, as it turns out, are also job creators. The stores now have multiple security guards.