Good time of day, humans!
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Cousin: — We need to replenish our Strategic Cheese Reserve.
Cousin: — Perhaps we should talk to Human about this.
Rat: — The reserve works best if you don’t talk about it to anyone.
That’s the trouble with all sorts of government reserves — they can’t conduct their business quietly enough.
[ZeroHedge] Trump Vows To Refill SPR "Right To The Top" As China Tanker Rates Soar
It would take an act of Congress to appropriate more money for the Energy Department’s petroleum account.
Of course, the moment such act is passed, oil traders will start frontrunning the US government and push crude prices sharply higher […]
It will take a lot of drilling to accomplish the promise to bring down the energy costs and replenish the reserve at the same time.
A great writer once commented that “the poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”
https://medium.com/@campanensis/the-death-cheese-6b7f95ecb8af
Perhaps Rat must annex Wisconsin?
If you want to garner more cheese, pick a domestic oil & gas company with dividends.