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To replenish the Cheese Reserve, you'll have to "Milk, baby, milk!" (But then the cows "Fart, baby, fart!")

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"The hills are alive with the sound of music."

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A great writer once commented that “the poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”

https://medium.com/@campanensis/the-death-cheese-6b7f95ecb8af

Perhaps Rat must annex Wisconsin?

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If you want to garner more cheese, pick a domestic oil & gas company with dividends.

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The president could scale back on a few oil-related things—like extravagant, crackpot militarism and self-defeating sanctions . Of course that's a clear non-starter in Washington, but it *would* be helpful. It might even soothe cheese markets, and thus benefit Rat and Cousin.

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In a pinch, RFKj could raid all the fat fryers across the US and run the ships and jets on biodiesel.

Right? ¯\_( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )_/¯

I'm old enough to remember that there was an oil glut a few years ago and the price of oil momentarily dipped into the negative. Then someone blew up that damned pipeline.

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Yep. The dementor staff, of the previous crap, f'd us well.

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A Specifically Cunning Rat.

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Social reserve is a wondrous thing. It works.

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King Rat

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