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The interstellar Rats could make a fortune in cheese relocating humans to better planets. I'm sure there are downsides to that, humans being what they are, but...

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So they're going to start strip-mining the moon? Check.

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Exactly what cheese the alien Rats got paid in would depend upon the administration. If the administration were a Democrat one, payment would be in Pule cheese. lf the administration was MAGA, the Rats would receive Velveeta.

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The specific terms of the contract will never be identified.

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LOL! I always thought they wouldn't want anything to do with this "earthly insanity" the way it is.. but yes, leave it up to our government to sell us out to anybody...

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17 hrs agoLiked by Rat

The shiny object is up in the sky? The P’Nut the squirrel 🐿️ distraction didn’t work so well for them. So… back to the Martian invasion. Sheeeesh

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Perhaps in this case Trump's team could open the time capsule and everyone could get cracking on that secret knowledge. That might be one government contract I'd like to see...

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Isn't there a US congressional hearing about it this week?

Or maybe that's what prompted your observation today. I'm a little behind.

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So am I, lol. I based my forecast on the increasing activity of ufotwitter.

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They just come here to experiment on our scientists...

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One can only dream.

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