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Apr 26Liked by Rat

Journalists and politicians should be prepared the same way Greenland shark is prepared. They're toxic.

https://yourfriendinreykjavik.com/fermented-shark-iceland/#:~:text=The%20Greenland%20shark%20is%20cured,weeks%2C%20depending%20on%20the%20season.

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Apr 26Author

What's considered «sensitive» nowadays is quite often a mystery. I saw someone on Xitter complaining about being locked for making a «big penis joke»; meanwhile, no one seems to care about small penis jokes anymore.

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Maybe the Xitter employee that locked the person had a small penis. Maybe it was Musk. (Does Rat have any interest in SP jokes?)

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Apr 26Author

Rats have tiny peckers but yuuge balls, so we try not to enter penimetric competitions with humans. :)

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No! Don't do it! You'll get food poisoning for sure.

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I’m seeing that all the "good” substack readers and writers gather around the Rat’s nest! Great company

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I'm stealing that meme to share. I laughed at the song too! Is it time to start cooking the politicians yet? I'm sure if you seasoned them right they could taste just like chicken...

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Apr 26Author

It's not surprising given birds and reptiloids both descend from reptiles.

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It's not just the failure of one politician, but the failure of all of them, that gets projected onto pork.

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Loved the Lithuanian song! Very uplifting! xx

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My late friend ‘s CB handle was

“ pack rat” and he would loved this.

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