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I had a book on feng shui long ago and gave it away. Very small print, and did not like the ideas in it. Probably have a messy house but no one cares.

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you could use it as a door stop, but that might not be considered good Feng Shui.

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Jul 12Liked by Rat

Feng shui has always seemed like a good way to be an interior designer without having to be gay.

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Haha, is there an equivalent for learning hair stylist’s trade? It might be useful soon if things continue to deteriorate at the present rate.

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Jul 12Liked by Rat

The closest I can think of would be mortician. If things continue to deteriorate, it's very secure job. Admittedly, the work is a bit grim.

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Feng shui always struck me as a way to make money writing books…, about feng shui.

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Feng shui is a first world problem.

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It makes me feel kinda dirty saying this but I think I’m in love with a Rat!

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I'm a feng shui consultant. First rule of feng shui club, don't believe random feng shui books. Some things explain themselves. Ha Ha!

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All the feng shui books I read never mention that. No wonder it didn't work for me 🤣🤣🤣

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I’m not going to defend Feng shui to counter your funny comments, but according to the ancient , traditional practice, not the one Westerners made up books should be on a shelf with doors.

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Cousin: "I don't know where to put it. "

Also cousin: "Up my what?

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🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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It doesn't even taste good?

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