Flood

In which Rat brings the latest news

Dec 25, 2025

Good time of the day, humans!

In case you missed it, the world was supposed to end today:

[Not the Bee] Ghanaian man builds arks, says God warned him of flood that will destroy the earth on Christmas

However, according to the latest news from Ghana…

Transcript:

Rat: — You can now stop building the ark.
Rat: — The flood has been postponed!
Cousin: — What, again? This end of the world is starting to look a lot like a government-run business.

Charles Summers

Dec 25

The apocalypse was delayed by the government shutdown. It did not receive funding under the continuing resolution, but enabling language was inserted in the NDAA. It will be slow-walked out with bipartisan congressional support and financed with long term treasury bonds.