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Charles Summers's avatar

The apocalypse was delayed by the government shutdown. It did not receive funding under the continuing resolution, but enabling language was inserted in the NDAA. It will be slow-walked out with bipartisan congressional support and financed with long term treasury bonds.

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Dang, they've even redacted the apocalypse!

Bandit's avatar

😂🤣😂🤣

Merry Christmas, Dave!

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

he he he... Merry Christmas Bandit!

Opmerker's avatar

The only thing humans have predicted longer than the imminent end of the world is how the rising generation will never amount to anything.

Kerry's avatar

God promised to never end the world by flood again.

Next time it will be fire.

Merry Christmas!

Tardigrade's avatar

Variety is the spice of life.

kitten seeking answers's avatar

we have flooding in California 😿 (the atmospheric river probably courtesy of the government)

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

This is how some religious group has lost a lot of its credibility. Just like the safe and effective believers, quite a few still hang on to it though... against better judgement. Best Christmas wishes to all, best Return of the Light wishes, and a hopeful new year, again with wishes for peace and quiet. (hint hint, neighbor, plz do not blow leaves today)

Tardigrade's avatar

'In case you missed it, the world was supposed to end today'

Dang! I forgot to put that on my calendar so I missed it. Hope everybody else enjoyed the big day.

Ken Macko's avatar

I thought Southern California was on its way under water.

Loon's avatar

An ark for the government can’t swim with the times .