FlyIn which Rat chooses modern solutionsFeb 11, 20264153ShareGood time of the day, humans!Transcript:Rat: — Cousin, pass me the newspaper.Cousin: — Why do you want to kill the poor critter?Rat: — I don’t. Perhaps if I read some news aloud, I can scare it away.SharePreviousNext
Seeing a how a fly is attracted to excrement, the stench will only attract more.
If what's covered isn't enough, the bad copy and editing should do the trick.