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Use matches instead. (I hope Rat isn't a smoker.)

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Nov 7Author

Rat’s humans are, but Rat isn’t.

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Matches can ruin the taste of a fine cigar

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Is Rat a wannabe arsonist? Should we take note when he packs his bags?

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Nov 7Author

No, at worst a baseboard-destroying domestic terrorist.

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Oh? That is OK then! xx

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Ooh ooh, I know, you've been lighting so many cigars after the neo-Marxist was defeated in the US!

Are you having trouble keeping your lighter full?

And you didn't think any of us would catch on...

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Yes, in the election the neo-Marxist got smoked.

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Biden has no reason to keep artificially suppressing fuel prices now. He does have every reason to inflate fuel prices to hand Trump a nice new spike in prices for everything. Just watch

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Whatcha smokin', Rat, old boy?

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