Good time of day, humans!
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Cousin: — The fridge is left open again, let’s go and snatch some cheese!
Rat: — I’m starting to have second thoughts about this whole cheese-snatching thing.
Rat: — There are good reasons to believe theft might be a gateway drug to taxation.
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Relax, you are a rat. The natural predisposition of a rat is to eat what it finds regardless. You are just being a rat. It's in your nature. Besides, who TF taxes rats?
Rat don’t forget the import tariff on Swiss cheese is 39%. Eat the cheddar and human won’t notice the difference and will be apt to leave the door open more often.