Relax, you are a rat. The natural predisposition of a rat is to eat what it finds regardless. You are just being a rat. It's in your nature. Besides, who TF taxes rats?
Essentially, it amounts to continuous redistribution until everyone has something hidden in their cheeks; it works well in a harvester society, and has helped us spread across the globe; but it also makes further development nigh impossible.
A rodent tax? Of course, because you just KNOW some bureaucrat will call them "endangered" and forbid anyone from moving, molesting, harming, or unaliving them. This already happens with other pests across the West. Commies gonna commie.
Rat don’t forget the import tariff on Swiss cheese is 39%. Eat the cheddar and human won’t notice the difference and will be apt to leave the door open more often.
Relax, you are a rat. The natural predisposition of a rat is to eat what it finds regardless. You are just being a rat. It's in your nature. Besides, who TF taxes rats?
Well, yes: the consensus opinion among rats is that anything that hangs out of one’s mouth is up for anyone to take.
And the “trickle down” effect of taxation is less cheese in the fridge, no?
B-I-N-G-O!
Damn straight. It works like socialism. Help starve a rat - stop giving away goodies.
Essentially, it amounts to continuous redistribution until everyone has something hidden in their cheeks; it works well in a harvester society, and has helped us spread across the globe; but it also makes further development nigh impossible.
If they live in a Blue State like Illinois, New York or California, they’ll find a way to get taxed
Does rat sacrifice count as a tax? The cat wants to know.
Thank you, thank you. 😊 I’ve got billion of ‘em (growing in petri dishes 🧫 under contract in the Wuhan Lab). All very contagious 😷. 😈
I have no doubt. You clearly are the most evil one, Professor Evil - or is it Doctor now?
BAHAHAHAHA!!! You evil bastard, that's funny AF!
A rodent tax? Of course, because you just KNOW some bureaucrat will call them "endangered" and forbid anyone from moving, molesting, harming, or unaliving them. This already happens with other pests across the West. Commies gonna commie.
Rat don’t forget the import tariff on Swiss cheese is 39%. Eat the cheddar and human won’t notice the difference and will be apt to leave the door open more often.
Rat is confused! Taxation leads to theft when one thinks about it.
It looks so easy too.