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Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Relax, you are a rat. The natural predisposition of a rat is to eat what it finds regardless. You are just being a rat. It's in your nature. Besides, who TF taxes rats?

Rat's avatar

Well, yes: the consensus opinion among rats is that anything that hangs out of one’s mouth is up for anyone to take.

Jimmy's avatar

And the “trickle down” effect of taxation is less cheese in the fridge, no?

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Damn straight. It works like socialism. Help starve a rat - stop giving away goodies.

Rat's avatar

Essentially, it amounts to continuous redistribution until everyone has something hidden in their cheeks; it works well in a harvester society, and has helped us spread across the globe; but it also makes further development nigh impossible.

Ken Macko's avatar

If they live in a Blue State like Illinois, New York or California, they’ll find a way to get taxed

Kenneth R. Mintz's avatar

Does rat sacrifice count as a tax? The cat wants to know.

Kenneth R. Mintz's avatar

Thank you, thank you. 😊 I’ve got billion of ‘em (growing in petri dishes 🧫 under contract in the Wuhan Lab). All very contagious 😷. 😈

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

I have no doubt. You clearly are the most evil one, Professor Evil - or is it Doctor now?

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

BAHAHAHAHA!!! You evil bastard, that's funny AF!

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

A rodent tax? Of course, because you just KNOW some bureaucrat will call them "endangered" and forbid anyone from moving, molesting, harming, or unaliving them. This already happens with other pests across the West. Commies gonna commie.

Stephen Rowland's avatar

Rat don’t forget the import tariff on Swiss cheese is 39%. Eat the cheddar and human won’t notice the difference and will be apt to leave the door open more often.

Jimmy's avatar

Rat is confused! Taxation leads to theft when one thinks about it.

Loon's avatar

It looks so easy too.