Grades of Concern
In which Rat corrects Human
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Human: — Rats, I’m seriously concerned about the cheese that’s gone missing from the fridge!
Rat: — Come on, Human, there was less than half a pound of it.
Rat: — By the standards of United Rodents Organization, this only warrants «concern,» not «serious concern» or «grave concern».
How many pounds is «utmost concern» worth?
This calls for a strongly worded letter!
Maybe the Department of Curds should audit human’s fridge.