In which Rat corrects Human
This calls for a strongly worded letter!
I don't think we can do better than this:
https://theonion.com/trump-writes-netanyahu-strongly-worded-check/
HA Ha! Maybe the U. R. O. needs to close access to the refrigerator until their demands for unfettered access to the cheese is granted - without any covenants, conditions, or restrictions!
Maybe the Department of Curds should audit human’s fridge.
Let’s not get carried away, human. Just print more cheese.
Quantitative cheesing?
Last time it happened, the government tried to stop it: https://www.cnbc.com/2016/08/26/quantitative-cheesing-weak-cheese-prices-led-to-a-mini-government-bailout.html
By those standards, my fridge is always of "grave concern", and I'm solely responsible for that, with no rats to blame.
I think a 5 pound wheel would qualify for utmost concern
Missing up to one pound - concern
One to five pounds - serious concern
Five to ten pounds - grave concern
Over ten pounds - utmost concern
LOL The URO has spoken...
This calls for a strongly worded letter!
I don't think we can do better than this:
https://theonion.com/trump-writes-netanyahu-strongly-worded-check/
HA Ha! Maybe the U. R. O. needs to close access to the refrigerator until their demands for unfettered access to the cheese is granted - without any covenants, conditions, or restrictions!
Maybe the Department of Curds should audit human’s fridge.
Let’s not get carried away, human. Just print more cheese.
Quantitative cheesing?
Last time it happened, the government tried to stop it: https://www.cnbc.com/2016/08/26/quantitative-cheesing-weak-cheese-prices-led-to-a-mini-government-bailout.html
By those standards, my fridge is always of "grave concern", and I'm solely responsible for that, with no rats to blame.
I think a 5 pound wheel would qualify for utmost concern
Missing up to one pound - concern
One to five pounds - serious concern
Five to ten pounds - grave concern
Over ten pounds - utmost concern
LOL The URO has spoken...