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Gradient Roger W, Silent Night's avatar

It was a trap, rat. Had you been a silly mouse, you would had fallen for it.

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Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Rat pays taxes? Correct me if I'm wrong, but if he is freeloading by stealing cheese and living rent free in someone else's domicile, why would he pay taxes? Does he even work?

¯\_(° ͜ʖ °)_/¯

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Rat's avatar

Rats are greatly interested in human affairs and keen to learn human achievements such as fast food, hip-hop, macroeconomics and other weapons of mass destruction, but also, er, peaceful ones.

We don’t always get things right, human business is so complicated.

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Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Glad you mentioned 'hip-hop' as a weapon of mass destruction, but living here in the US, it became mainstream in the '80's and has worked as a cancer as it slowly are the brains of younger people who have never been exposed to a culture that wasn't a corporate, mass-produced, deep-fried pile of pig excrement.

We now return you to your regulatory scheduled deprogramming.

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Jimmy's avatar

Ohhh nooo Rat! You’ve just set yourself up for an audit.

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tecolote42's avatar

You made me laugh out loud. Thank you. So, here's my recycled joke from Steve Martin; how to make a million dollars without paying taxes.

First, you make a million dollars. Then, you tell the tax man "I forgot."

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Loon's avatar

No war ?

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