Cousin: — How many politicians do we need to change this light bulb? Rat: — Cousin, this is not funny. Rat: — I guess we already have too many of them because someone has taken our ladder.
If they took your ladder, it's 'for your own good' because you aren't an expert. They will, however, sell it back to you after the required 'safety' improvements are made, you pass a course on the proper use of a ladder, and after filling out the environmental impact statement about replacing a lightbulb, obtain a permit to implement the rodent elevating device to facilitate the installation of the illumination unit.
If they took your ladder, it's 'for your own good' because you aren't an expert. They will, however, sell it back to you after the required 'safety' improvements are made, you pass a course on the proper use of a ladder, and after filling out the environmental impact statement about replacing a lightbulb, obtain a permit to implement the rodent elevating device to facilitate the installation of the illumination unit.
But will everyone still remain in the dark?
Awww... I bet Cousin's punchline was going to be hilarious! 😂
Although - as usual - Rat was right again... 😉