If they took your ladder, it's 'for your own good' because you aren't an expert. They will, however, sell it back to you after the required 'safety' improvements are made, you pass a course on the proper use of a ladder, and after filling out the environmental impact statement about replacing a lightbulb, obtain a permit to implement the rodent elevating device to facilitate the installation of the illumination unit.
If they took your ladder, it's 'for your own good' because you aren't an expert. They will, however, sell it back to you after the required 'safety' improvements are made, you pass a course on the proper use of a ladder, and after filling out the environmental impact statement about replacing a lightbulb, obtain a permit to implement the rodent elevating device to facilitate the installation of the illumination unit.
But will everyone still remain in the dark?
“rodent elevating device” :D
Sounds like straight out of a EU directive.
I was a contractor/builder in the US most my life, I know the permit process - and how to avoid it if at all possible.
In the US at least, anybody who has tried to buy a gas can in the last few years will agree with you wholeheartedly.
And don’t forget that vax certificate
Awww... I bet Cousin's punchline was going to be hilarious! 😂
Although - as usual - Rat was right again... 😉
Maybe the question that needs asking is how many light bulbs we need to change a politician.
They steal everything from us! And don’t forget, you paid taxes for that ladder
And the light is still out!
They took the ladder! Must want to keep “little critters” down and in the dark as well.
Watch out. Rat's tail is actually a rapier.