Monster

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Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)

Jul 30, 2025

Scooch over, my good Monster, and make room for me.

Bandit

Jul 30, 2025

I can relate, monster. 😢

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Rat Says

Monster

In which Rat's demands are refused

Transcript:

Cousin: — I think there is a monster under my bed.Rat: — Begone, you monster!Monster: — Rats, have you seen the world news lately? I’d rather live here for a while, thanks.

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Cousin: — I think there is a monster under my bed.
Rat: — Begone, you monster!
Monster: — Rats, have you seen the world news lately? I’d rather live here for a while, thanks.