New Cause

In which Cousin sets modest goals

Good time of the day, humans!

Transcript:

Cousin: — The government is lying to us, you can’t know what’s real anymore.
Rat: — But is there still any cause worth fighting for?
Cousin: — Oh, yes.
Slogan: «Audit the government cheese cave»

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There is some uncertainty regarding how much cheese there is in the caves and who owns it. Some reading, from different perspectives:

• Fact Check: Yes, the US Government Has a 1.4B-Pound National Stockpile of Cheese

• The Big Cheese Lie: No, The U.S. Isn’t Sitting On 1.4B Pound Surplus

• The Secret Life of Government Cheese

In any case, it’s just about five-weeks worth of cheese consumption.

Demanding a cheese cave audit might be a tactically smart move. It could be relatively easy to achieve, would draw attention and create a precedent, clearing the way for an audit of certain more important government stashes.

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Fall cheese: until November 30, you can support Rat at a 38.2% discount.