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Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

The only cheese that hasn't aged well is what Chuck E. Cheeto said he was going to audit.

Snowyteller's avatar

Somehow, one has the feeling there's ulterior motives to this just call for audit.

Just a feeling.

Loon's avatar

The cheese cave is the only dream left.

Tardigrade's avatar

You can freeze some cheeses, but it wrecks the texture of others. What I want to know is: how do they keep it from molding? Refrigerated cheese will eventually mold.

Unless they're cultivating infinitely aged cheddar...

James Allin's avatar

Its probably sitting in the massive doomsday bunkers a mile or two underground though.

Tardigrade's avatar

I'm only interested if it's bleu cheese or Swiss cheese.