Time Traveler
In which Rats finally meet one
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Time Traveler: — Hello, I’m a time traveler from the year 42350!
Time Traveler: — I have come to see the legendary Rats!
Rat: — Well, we are Rats.
Time Traveler: — You? But you look just like us humans!
Every sufficiently advanced civilization calls themselves “humans”.
I'm not ready for "Planet Of The Rats!" Noooooooo!
My, what pink ears you have - and it looks like you've had plenty of cheese!