Tinfoil
In which Rat is not buying it
Good time of the day, humans!
Transcript:
Human: — So the number of conspiracy theorists has nearly doubled...
Human: — What are you calculating there?
Rat: — Trying to estimate the probability that it’s just a psyop to justify raising tinfoil prices.
In the long run, the price of aluminum tracks energy costs quite closely; thus, it’s quite likely to keep rising into the foreseeable future.
“ Congealed Electricity “ is the nickname given to aluminum by its manufacturers.
If anyone could afford enough tin foil, they wouldn’t need to protect themselves from the conspiracy, they would be part of it.