Variant
In which Rat makes a grim prediction
Good time of the day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — The variant expected to spread this fall has been in fact seen before.
Rat: — Despite previous exposure, many humans will have little to no immunity to it.
Human: — What virus is that?
Rat: — Politics.
Viruses and political ideas have something in common: both of them are little pieces of trash that cannot survive and spread on their own without humans.
The lethality remains the same.
A neighbor tried to spread this virus to me a couple of days ago, but somehow I managed to ward it off.